(via thebootydiaries)

tundrakatiebean:

halloween-trash:

He having a splosh

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Person filming: There - there’s a bigger one there, mate. Don’t want to ruin your day or nothing.

(via jahncleese)

thebootydiaries:

you (eats stupid eggs): hey

me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?

WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT

me every single time (via suspend)

(via tattooedzombiegirl)

an open letter to the inventor of bread

flowury:

hey. thanks

(via thebootydiaries)

a113cowgirl:

Pixar animators on Twitter will be the death of me.

(via huntingreindeerinslipperysocks)

just-shower-thoughts:

Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.

(via jahncleese)

dailycapybara:

(via bokutochip on Instagram: “#カピバラ #capybara”)

(via sollstice)

thunder-lightning-strike:

Herr Schneider as featured in Wollt Ihr Das Bett in Flammen Sehen? - Rammstein Paris, 2017