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He having a splosh
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Person filming: There - there’s a bigger one there, mate. Don’t want to ruin your day or nothing.
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you (eats stupid eggs): hey
me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?
WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT
me every single time (via suspend)
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Pixar animators on Twitter will be the death of me.
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
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Herr Schneider as featured in Wollt Ihr Das Bett in Flammen Sehen? - Rammstein Paris, 2017


